Rep. Jim McDermott (D,WA) said, “Everybody in this room who is 17 years old should know that the likelihood of a draft in a second Bush administration is almost a certainty.”
Congressman Jim “Fucktard” McDermott is co-sponsoring the bill, HR 163, to reinstate the draft.
This easily wins him the coveted title of Ass-Hat of the Week.

I finally got fed up with China based hack attempts on the office server so I did something about:

#!/bin/bash
for i in `lynx –dump http://blackholes.us/zones/country/china.txt | awk ‘{print $2}’`
do
iptables -A INPUT -s $i -j DROP
done

The International Despot Club UN has denounced Israel’s security wall in the West Bank, which has reduced terrorist acts by 90%, as violating Palestinian human rights.
Has the UN bothered to denounce the Palestinian tendency to blow up Jewish babies?
Anyone who purposely targets children is most definately not human, therefore human rights do not apply.
Addendum
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My wife and I were driving to the bank and I saw a “Yard Sale” sign that mentioned computer equipment.  Naturally, on the way back we had to stop.  I picked up a HP Laserjet 4L printer for exactly one dollar.  At that price, I can take the chance that it doesn’t work.  It works [...]