Archive for the 'Ass-Hats' Category

The Religion of Peace?

Monday, March 24th, 2008

I don’t think so.

Ass-Hat of the Week - The People of San Francisco

Wednesday, November 9th, 2005

The San Francisco handgun ban squeeked by with a narrow 58% of the vote.  I’m actually surprised it did not pass by a wider margin since such a large portion of The City population is composed of hard-core, ultra-left, tree-hugging hippies who rarely possess even a simulation of a clue.
Supervisor Chris Daly, who proposed the [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - Supreme Court of the United States

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

In a split decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that the government can take private property under eminent domain not just for public projects such as roads, but also simply to give to a developer to make a more tax profitable strip mall.  Combined with their earlier decision that medical marijuana grown locally and never [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - Judge Cale J. Bradford

Saturday, May 28th, 2005

A judge in Indianapolis has taken it upon himself to ignore the First Amendment and interfere with a parent’s right to teach his own children their religion.  How is it possible for a judge this stupid and this narrow minded to remain on the bench?
For this outrageous and unlawful behavior, judge Cale J. Bradford is [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - Ward Churchill

Sunday, February 6th, 2005

University of Colorado professor Ward Churchill first compared the World Trade Center victims to Adolf Eichmann, the notorious nazi organizer of the death camps. This, alone, was enough to earn him the Ass-hat of the Week Award.  Now he is suggesting that more terror attacks may be necessary to radicalize Americans to fight the misuse [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - David Morgan of Reuters

Saturday, January 1st, 2005

The sorry excuse for a journalist David Morgan of Reuters had this to say about the U.S.’s giantic aid package:
President Bush, under pressure over the pace and scale of American aid to Asian tsunami victims, abruptly raised the U.S. contribution tenfold to $350 million on Friday.

Pressure my ass.  The U.S. has always made an initial [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - Hampton Academy Junior High Principal Fred Muscara

Saturday, December 25th, 2004

The Ass-Hat of the Week award goes to Hampton Academy Junior High Principal Fred Muscara for kicking a student out of a school holiday dance because the young boy was wearing a Santa suit.  I’m very much for separation of church and state, but this bullshit has gone way too far.  The full story [...]

Asshat of the Week - Robert Corrigan

Thursday, November 25th, 2004

Robert Corrigan, president of San Francisco State University, wins the coveted Asshat of the Week Award for his reaction to a mob attack against a campus Republican organization.
In his small minded reality, any action against an opposing viewpoint, including physical attacks and death threats, is just Free Speech, but simply defending yourself from these [...]

Asshat of the Week - Anonymous Asshole

Saturday, September 18th, 2004

When I learn this asshole’s name I will definately post it.  This week’s Asshat award goes to the anonymous jerk on the left of the photo who, moments before, had torn up the little girl’s pro-Bush-Cheney sign.  Additional details at Little Green Footballs.

Ass-Hat of the Week - Rep. Jim McDermott

Saturday, July 31st, 2004

Rep. Jim McDermott (D,WA) said, “Everybody in this room who is 17 years old should know that the likelihood of a draft in a second Bush administration is almost a certainty.”
Congressman Jim “Fucktard” McDermott is co-sponsoring the bill, HR 163, to reinstate the draft.
This easily wins him the coveted title of Ass-Hat of the Week.

Ass-Hat of the Week - Paul McCartney

Monday, June 14th, 2004

Burnt out, past his prime, former rock star living in the shadow of his prior overrated glory Paul McCartney announced that his latest concert series will be animal friendly and banned all meat eating and the wearing of leather apparel by the crew members.
Here’s a message Paul.  It’s ok for you to decide for [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - Roger Young

Saturday, May 1st, 2004

This weeks award of Ass-Hat goes to Roger Young for his incredibly narrow minded, dim witted article, There’s a Difference Between Sacrifice and Stupidity.
One particular paragraph stands out:

Tillman, meanwhile, gave up an equally productive pursuit to follow a path of useless destruction–serving his government in the defense and expansion of the American Empire. There, his [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - Anwar Arafat

Saturday, March 27th, 2004

In the Salt Lake City Tribune Anwar Arafat wrote the piece Killing will beget killing which basically calls Ariel Sharon cowardly for ordering Ahmad Yassin’s death.  The extremely weak arguments put for by Mr. Arafat make him the latest recipient of the Ass-Hat of the Week Award.

For the first time in history, a [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - Kenowa Hills Public School Board

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004

Sometimes you hear of something so outrageous that you question the truthfulness of the initial report.  After verifying that it is indeed true, you wonder why public lynching has gone out of fashion.

Ass-Hat of the Week - Robert Brandon

Thursday, February 12th, 2004

Duke Philosophy Department Chair Robert Brandon publicly claimed in the student newspaper, The Chronicle, that conservatives are scarce in academia because stupid people are likely to be conservative.
For this outlandish statement, Robert Brandon is presented the Ass-Hat of the Week Award.
I thought the purpose of philosophy departments were to teach students how to think.  Since [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - Maureen Dowd

Friday, January 23rd, 2004

This week’s Ass-Hat award goes to Maureen Dowd of the New York Times for this lovely little statement:

Can you believe President Bush is still pushing the cockamamie claim that we went to war in Iraq with a real coalition rather than a gaggle of poodles and lackeys?

Her ridiculous statement insults 45 countries: Afghanistan, Albania, [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - Julier Sebastiao da Silva

Friday, January 2nd, 2004

Brazilian Federal Judge Julier Sebastiao da Silva had this to say when signing a court order in his country:

I consider the act absolutely brutal, threatening human rights, violating human dignity, xenophobic and worthy of the worst horrors committed by the Nazis.

So what unspeakable horror is he referring to?  Perhaps the 300,000+ bodies found in [...]

Ass-Hats on Parade

Monday, December 15th, 2003

I may have been too quick in choosing Amnesty International for the Ass-Hat of the Week Award.  In the last few days the Ass-Hats have been coming out of the woodworks in droves.  Their reactions to Saddam’s capture has been amusing, to say the least.  Honorable mentions go to:

The European Union, especially France, for somehow [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - Amnesty International

Sunday, December 14th, 2003

The Iraqi Governing Council and the Coalition Governing Council created a special tribunal a few days ago to deal with special crimes.  Just in time, too, since that evil rat-bastard Saddam was just captured.  Amnesty International has already condemned the tribunal because it was created without prior consultation with the Iraqi civil society or the [...]

Ass-Hat of the Week - European Union

Thursday, December 4th, 2003

It was a difficult choice for the Ass-Hat of the Week Award.  It came down to Hillary Clinton for her idiot remarks to our troops in Iraq or the European Union for shelving a report on antisemitism because they weren’t happy with the connclusion.  The magnitude of the EU’s stupidity far surpasses what [...]