The Flame-O-Matic
Sometimes you run across a blog post so imbecilic that a right proper flaming is called for. Instead of wasting any effort on crafting the perfect high-temperature reply, I put together a script to do the job automatically. So without further adieu, The Flame-O-Matic. Give it a click and enjoy. One minor problem, it occasionally repeats itself.
I almost named the script Dailykos.
The text used in the script is based on The Ultimate Flame, which I converted to a Dada Engine grammar rule. I then added a PHP wrapper to make it web accessible.



August 1st, 2008 at 2:58 pm
You suck
August 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Oh, come on. You can do better than that! Hell, I’m providing you with the tool to insult far better than that lame comment.
January 8th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Hey, I came here via Fark. The Flame-O-Matic reminds me of the worst, and best, Fark has to offer! LoL
Oh, and frontier psychiatrist, take your meds dude, LoL
January 8th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I suppose I could start using my Flame-o-matic to post on fark and no one would realize it was machine generated. Feel free to do likewise.