The Flame-O-Matic

Sometimes you run across a blog post so imbecilic that a right proper flaming is called for.  Instead of wasting any effort on crafting the perfect high-temperature reply, I put together a script to do the job automatically.  So without further adieu, The Flame-O-Matic.  Give it a click and enjoy.  One minor problem, it occasionally repeats itself.

I almost named the script Dailykos.

The text used in the script is based on The Ultimate Flame, which I converted to a Dada Engine grammar rule.  I then added a PHP wrapper to make it web accessible.

4 Responses to “The Flame-O-Matic”

  1. frontier psychiatrist Says:

    You suck

  2. Rossz Says:

    Oh, come on.  You can do better than that!  Hell, I’m providing you with the tool to insult far better than that lame comment.

  3. Jonesy Says:

    Hey, I came here via Fark.  The Flame-O-Matic reminds me of the worst, and best, Fark has to offer! LoL

    Oh, and frontier psychiatrist, take your meds dude, LoL

  4. Rossz Says:

    I suppose I could start using my Flame-o-matic to post on fark and no one would realize it was machine generated.  Feel free to do likewise.

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